Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Snips and Snails and Puppy Dogs Tails....

^^^^^^^^ The Snails *YUCK*^^^^^^^^



I swear I have been on this earth for 48 (almost 49) and I have never had the problem I have right now....
Snails, They are everywhere, they are gross and I'm sick of the dumb ass dogs Snoofer hounds eating them! The other day Tadpole the oldest snoofer had a spider attack him , I swear the thing was riding my dog, Of course Tadpole deserved it. He would not leave the damn thing alone, so it attacked never knowing that Dachshunds have this quality of being a real pain in the ass sniffing anything and everything out, They are natural born hunters.... It's the "whount" (hound) in them as My German Mother In Law says it.They are like blood hounds on the trail of a great mystery....^^^^^^^^The biggest snoofer (Sherman) alive!^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^The ever fickle female Sissy^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^The Boys( Tadpole and Sherman) trying to look cute^^^^^^^^

So anyway back to the snails,
I am subjected to listening to them crunch on snails al night long, its disgusting and I HAVE got to find a cure.....
I have researched it and this is what I have come up with:



That's right nothing...... Help!
Oh yes we did have Pizza last night !
It was good here's a picture....
Well If anyone can tell me how to get rid of them send me a message @ sugar queens dream at gmail dot com ....
Peace!

10 comments:

Not a Granny said...

OOh Yuk! I hate snails also. And the dogs crunch on them...shudder...snail breath...ugh!

Thoughts of a Diva said...

Salt, Salt, where's the damn salt???

Sugar Queens Dream said...

Not a Granny, It IS nasty!

Diva, I have salt, It's not iodized so maybe I'll use it since Georg(my Husband) didn't get the right kind.....

Peace!

confessing7girl said...

oh u r a polliwog winner too!!!!!! i didnt know that... CONGRATS!! oh u hv a dog! u hv no idea how much i love dogs and urs is just too cute adorable!! im not even commenting on that pizza!!!!!! YUMMY!!! :D

Sugar Queens Dream said...

confessing7, Yes I am a winner and I do have dogs, 3 of them. They can be sooo cute and still be a pia LOL LOL
Peace!

the domestic minx said...

I confess I am rather fond of the snail...
they are fascinating little creatures and I even like the sliminess of their slick slide against my skin..

Now, if we were in La Belle Francaise, I would suggest renaming your little gastropod friends, "escargot" and serving them with a butter and garlic sauce.
Yum.
xx

Sugar Queens Dream said...

Minx,
I'm not fond of anything slimy~~ LOL. NO! that wasn't a weird comment, I just don't like that slime, I do think cartoon snails are cute though.... LOL
These would be a bit hard to eat as they are the size of erasers.... BUT my 3 dingbats like them just fine......
Peace!

Nascar and the Canadian Curmudgeon said...

A little salt and some Frank's Redhot and snails ain't bad

Shinade said...

Okay you guys...I am with Judy on this one...I don't want to eat snails either...ahhhh...Judy your baby doggies are so cute...something ate almost all of my geese and ducks...I was crying!!!Boy could I use some pizza? Jackie

Sugar Queens Dream said...

Nascar, EOOOOH , Nope NOT gonna happen!

Shinade, I will not say I have not eatin "escargot", but I didn't say I liked it either LOL...
Them dogs are only 6 inches tall LOL they are fat, short DOGS, not puppies LOL LOL
But I love them...
I am very sorry to hear something is making a meal out of your geese, I love them things even if they can be very mean LOL
Hugs and Love !
Peace!

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