Day3 because day 1 really was day2 and day1 is a blur....

So I was up to my hips in chicken elbows and a$$'$ last night and I was thinking.... ( Houston We Have a Problem!) No really, I was making Chicken Salad....... So NaNa NaNa Boo Boo !)
I really do keep things that I should be throwing away BUT for some reason I don't like.........
It seems I also have a couple fetish's..... HA Ha Ha not them kind.
I tend to keep Margarine bowls , Don't know where the lids are BUT I have the bowl parts, I also Love take out containers, convenience store plastic cups, old straws, egg cartons and garbage bag ties *eyes rolling here*....
But still, the person with the stranger fetish is my Father In Law, Bill , He seems to like Canned Creamed Corn and French Cut Green Beans, The problem with this is he thinks we do too, so he gave me 2 cases of the stuff a year ago and there's still 2 cases left. That's absolutely going to the shelter in brown paper bags so people don't stare.... He also likes to dumpster dive, No really, He does. He gives us stuff I know someone , somewhere has thrown away but he thinks we need it so he dives in and viola' it's ours.....*sigh* I have 4 Vacuums, 2 floor scrubbers, at least a dozen turkey platters, 4 turkey roasters and about 5 stereos, well pieces of stereos.......
and he thinks we have issues.....
I also seem to like bits of silverware I haven't had the whole set of for years.....
I seem to like little screws, nuts and burnt out light bulbs.... Go figure!
I have found that we haven't in 2 years cleaned our refrigerator . ( that's not true, Its just been since my quirky Son in Law moved out, He was my "go do it boy" for quite awhile......) LOL....
I also found that I have all the bills and paper work for 19 years of marriage...... I have the receipt for our first Motel room together! Seriously! No Lie~~~
I seem to have another fetish because, I have about 100 Bar coasters and about 40 blankets and quilts... Hello-We live in Florida. We also have at least 4 Coats each, 2 sets of gloves and about 12 umbrellas(Hey It rains allot here).... My Husband and I have clothes that neither of us has worn in years.....
I had to come to terms that Georg and I like to take Nude pictures and lots of me flashing my Boobs and a$$ at anyone who will look(During Bike week here in Daytona Florida, Hey I made a whole dollar that night-Guys that are drunk truly do see 36-24-36 *shaking head*, WooT!). All I can say here is Crack Kills & sing the song : "Do your boobs hang high, Do your boobs hang low, Can you tie them in a knot, Can you tie them in a bow" sung like the song: "do your ears hang low")
I realized with careful afterthought that, I will never have to buy another cake pan, cook book, decorating tip or cookie cutter in my life or my Children's life or even maybe my Grand Daughters life......
I also now know that having dust 2 inches thick can and will choke the life out of you while moving things around.....
I now know what, the thing with long strings and the stick with straws on it is used for!
I also now know what that yellow stain on my area rug is and I have joined my 2 Male Dachshunds in the pee pee anonymous club, they start next week. The De-nutting appointment has been made too!
I made a note to self: Buy about 500 hangers, That helps the crap falling out of the closet stay in it's place. I also joined myself into a club too, Its the club for people who hang onto sock(s) that have one missing, a hole, 2 holes or just a bit of thread hanging around a heel and a toe, or are stretched out beyond all normal sockyness......
I have also decided to call the Cops on us for the Rolling Papers I found that I have absolutely NO reason to keep because We haven't smoked pot in days err I mean years......
I will also tell them I have a stem for crack BUT in my defense will have to say It has a rose in it, but since it was bought as a gift, they have outlawed them as paraphernalia.....*blink blink* - Hey we are trying to do our part for Neighborhood Crime Watch and Ya never know maybe we will win that reward on "Americas Most Wanted"
I also have finally after ALL these years decided to throw my "Bootylicious" killer blue velvet hot pants away ..... Yes, they say that across the rear, I had visions of making my Grand Daughter a pair that said BBlicious... I told my Daughter But I felt her piercing stare and forgot it as quickly as I thought it....
I then realized after staring at this stuff for hours that I, am a pack rat and that's either because my Parents dropped me on my head too much when I was a Baby OR they were pack rats too and we are like a tribe or something.....
So I am thinking after ALL these years that I carry WAY too much baggage around and I have started re-thinking saving every little thing I think I will need sometime. It starts NOW for me and I hope this is one fad I don't soon forget.....
So that's my post for today..... I hope your smiling because I am so full of s--t! LOL LOL
Peace!